Never, ever offend that three-year-old toddler munching on a meat bun in an unfinished building!
The good news: An ancient true god who slept for billions of years has awakened, and someone powerful is here to take charge of the spiritual qi revival!
The bad news: 99% of the old ancestor's divine power has been sealed. Now all she wants is to make money and put windows in the unfinished building!
She only wanted to quietly enjoy a filling meal, but mortals kept thinking she was fooling around!
At a street stall, Xiaoman pulled out fifty yuan and bought a lump of rusty scrap iron.
The stall owner sneered mockingly. "What an easy mark this brat is. She thinks this hunk of scrap is a treasure?"
Then divine fire blazed to life, and the scrap iron furnace revealed itself as a priceless pre-Qin bronze artifact. A million rays of rosy light burst through the clouds!
The stall owner slapped himself hard right there, tears streaming down his face. He dropped to his knees. "Oh no, what a loss!"
On the balcony, Xiaoman stuffed a few dried grasses and rotten stones into the furnace.
A-Qiang, a century-old evil spirit, sweated anxiously. "Ancestor! If you try refining pills with this dead grass and rotten leaves, the furnace will crack as soon as you light it!"
Instead, five pills were made, their fragrance wafting for thousands of miles. Just half a pill's worth of crumbs gave A-Qiang a body on the spot and let him break through to the Ghost General realm!
A-Qiang clung to her leg and wailed. "I'm a dog! I was blind! Ancestor, from now on, you're my parents all over again!"
The wealthy brought bank cards and the whole city clamored to buy a formula for prolonging life, while leading Western doctors pronounced their patients as good as dead.
Xiaoman chewed on a candy bean and picked her teeth. "That's it? Just eat one of the medicines in my pocket, and you'll live five more years for sure."
The wealthy family head's pupils shook. He kowtowed frantically. "Little immortal! Half our family fortune is yours!"
From then on, the whole world's way of life went completely off the rails. Humans, ghosts, and demons were running around everywhere!
