I Mistook the Ghost Emperor for My Dad, and My Kid Ate the Heavenly Realm Out of House and Home

[Raising a Child] [Everyone's Little Darling] [Three and a Half Years Old] [Funny, Sweet Romance]

[Gluttonous Little Pixiu Who Eats Anything × Poor-as-Dirt, Unhinged Ghost Emperor]

Nuonuo is three and a half years old and can swallow anything, then spit out spirit stones.

She has a huge appetite. One crunchy bite is enough to snap a Heavenly Soldier's golden spear.

Then one day, her mother is hunted down and sends her to the Celestial Realm to find her richest dad.

Nuonuo doesn't understand formations, so she picks the black door that smells the best.

"The black one smells delicious. The richest dad must be inside!"

With that, she leaps forward and lands squarely in the Underworld, where the poor are so broke they can hear the coins rattle.

In the great hall, she sweetly calls "Daddy" to the Ghost Emperor, a figure who strikes terror into all three realms.

"I am not your father."

"Daddy, your iron chair is so tasty!"

"...Stop chewing on my throne."

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!"

Tremble, Celestial Realm! The little Pixiu ancestor has arrived!