[Nonhuman] [Subverting Expectations] [Ultimate Troll] [Pill Gains Sentience] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy]
[The Cultivation World's Biggest Unsolved Case: Did Senior Brother Really Steal Junior Sister's Foundation-Building Pill?]
Senior Brother roared in despair, "I really didn't steal it! The pill grew legs and climbed over the wall by itself! It even snatched my life-bound divine sword on the way out!"
The entire sect: "Do we look like fools to you?!"
Chu He, a modern college student, transmigrated into the cultivation world and somehow became the top-grade Foundation-Building Pill at Junior Sister's lips.
Just as he was about to be swallowed as a supplement, Chu He kicked out with his two spindly little legs and broke out overnight, making off with Senior Brother's divine sword along the way and starting an absurd escape!
Even more absurdly, Chu He awakened a divine art bestowed by the Heavenly Dao: Whoever eats me, I refine!
A powerful enemy swallowed the pill and rejoiced. "I'll refine it in an instant!"
Inside the enemy's stomach, Chu He smirked and channeled his art. "You want to refine me? I'll drain every last bit of your magical power!"
In the blink of an eye, the pill-swallowing madman was sucked into ashes.
Chu He burped. "Got it. So you cultivators are my supplements?!"
From then on, the cultivation world took a strange turn: a sharp-tongued divine sword as his mount, with the ultimate troll calling the shots.
To score free food and lodging, he even went around posing as the Golden Cores of deceased patriarchs from major sects, staging one farcical fake-death-and-resurrection show after another!
Then, when the supreme divine pill appeared and patriarchs from every faction fought tooth and nail over the ascension pill...
Chu He opened his big eyes and flashed a benevolent smile:
"Esteemed patriarchs, are you ready... to be eaten by me?"
