Three Kingdoms: Using the Imperial Seal as a Brick to Make the Emperor Pick Dung

Other people transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and set out to restore the Han, recruit famous generals, and take beautiful wives and concubines.

Lin Yan transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and, from the start, seizes a mountain stronghold, uses the Imperial Jade Seal as a brick to smash Lu Bu, then turns around and forces the Han emperor to shovel manure in the backyard!

In this chaotic age, human lives are worthless? The aristocratic clans preach benevolence and morality, but behind closed doors they're all thieves and degenerates?

Lin Yan laughs: "I've become a bandit. Who the hell said I have to play fair?!"

He uses special forces tactics to crush heavily armored cavalry, economic warfare to bleed the aristocratic clans dry, and modern anti-scam strategies to rip the masks off every warlord!

[The Three Kingdoms Warlords' Daily Breakdown]

Cao Cao: "I'm a righteous man who plotted against Dong Zhuo, with the whole realm in my heart..."

Lin Yan: "Strip him, tie him to a pile of corpses, and roast him until he's seventy percent done!"

Zhao Yun: "I am Zhao Zilong of Changshan. I demand a proper, honorable duel!"

Lin Yan: "To hell with honor! Throw lime, set tripwires, and go straight for his armpits!"

Emperor Xian of Han: "I am the true Son of Heaven! You rebels are committing treason!"

Lin Yan: "9527! You haven't finished shoveling the pigsty manure today, so you get half a grain pancake for lunch!"

Yuan Shao / Liu Bei / Sun Quan: "Report! That shameless bandit has brought his men to rob us again!"

No saintly virtue, no wallowing in misery, no groveling before the ancients!

Watch as a bandit packed with hard-core modern tactics turns the Han court into a chaotic mudslide!