Chen Hao couldn't understand why this wasteland world was so hostile to cultivation.
He had ascended to immortality that way in his previous life. Why wouldn't they believe him?
They came charging at him, shouting about friendship and bonds and such.
Then this Daoist has no choice but to carry out Heaven's will!
Chen Hao: "All I wish is for the world to be free of suffering, and for everyone to ascend to immortality!"
A certain lord: "Demon, how dare you make my son kill himself!"
Chen Hao: "Kill himself? I was just teaching him to cultivate!"
A certain lord: "Cultivate? You call digging out your own organs and eating them cultivation?"
Chen Hao: "Of course! The five organs correspond to the five elements. How can you ascend to immortality without refining the five elements?"
Disciple: "Master, are you sure this is right? The higher my cultivation gets, the less human I feel."
Chen Hao: "Exactly, that's right! Immortals aren't human to begin with!"
Not only can you ascend to immortality, you can also craft magical treasures!
[Magical Treasure: Golden Aluminum Garment]: Sew someone else's skin onto your own, then spend forty-nine days refining yourself in a furnace. You'll become impervious to blades and spears, and immune to water and fire!
[Magical Treasure: Ruyi Bag]: Dig out your stomach, fill it with blood, and use someone else's dantian. After eight or nine cycles, take it out and you can store items inside.