Jiangshi: A Divine Tattoo from the Start Leaves Uncle Jiu Stunned!

[Uncle Jiu fanfic + comedy + deity-invocation style]

Good news: I’ve transmigrated to Uncle Jiu’s world and hitched myself to the main character.

Bad news: I know no Daoist magic. All I can do is acupuncture and tattoo people.

While everyone else is training hard in Maoshan arts, Jiang Xuheng whips out a copy of The Illustrated Guide to God and Ghost Tattoos.

He thought this golden finger would only be useful for making a dishonest living. Who could have guessed things would get more and more ridiculous!

Qiusheng got a three-legged golden toad tattoo.

He went on to clean up at the casino, winning even a female ghost’s dowry!

Master Ren got the Five-Route God of Wealth tattoo.

When a zombie burst out of its coffin, a gold ingot fell from the sky and left it half-paralyzed!

Daoist Simu got a Divine General Who Drives the Dead tattoo.

Now he doesn’t have to drive the corpses anywhere. They all dance their way back home on their own!

Zombie King: “Who gets it? I just stepped outside and saw a crowd waiting for me with Nezha, Yang Jian, and Fahai on their backs!”