My name is Li Bo. On the surface, I'm a slacker recruit who got into the base through connections.
My hidden identity is... Never mind. All that matters is that my mission is to get kicked out as soon as possible.
But people keep forcing me to work overtime!
A rookie couldn't weld the armor properly. I happened to pass by the door and sighed, "The angle's off."
Result: He fixed it perfectly on the spot, then looked at me like I was some kind of god.
The hotheaded Tang Liang mocked me for being all talk and no action, so I casually told him to add a test.
Result: The test uncovered a risk of the cannon barrel exploding. When he came to show me the report, his hands were shaking.
Commander Zhu Dapeng announced that the "Bastion" system was beyond repair. Woken up by the noise, I went over and pointed at it.
Result: The billion-yuan national treasure rebooted in 15 seconds. His look at me changed completely.
Zhu Dapeng: "Chief Lin, I don't think Li Bo got in through connections. He... he might be here to inspect us!"
Chief Lin (chuckling over the phone): "Keep an eye on him. Don't disturb him."
Me (playing a game): "Huh? Why can't I get rid of this lousy base?"
