My name is Chen Shi.
The Shi in "honest."
If you really believe that, good luck to you.
After transmigrating, Chen Shi spends three years delivering packages before finally awakening his System.
But this System has a strange way of thinking, and failure on a mission means instant death!
"What do you mean, I have to break into the Martial Academy, and you're giving me ten minutes of a Martial God to fight in my place?"
"What do you mean, I have to steal the campus beauty's takeout?"
"What do you mean, I'm lining my own pockets?"
"Are you trying to get me killed?!"
Yet somehow, every time, he accidentally gets the right result by doing everything wrong.
The System, which had been feeling guilty, immediately stands tall and argues its case.
[Just tell me, did you get into the Martial Academy or not?]
[That wasn't stealing takeout. I was delivering you a wife!]
[Amateur. This is called the primitive accumulation of capital.]
[The bigger the storm, the more valuable the fish!]
This setting is really funny hahahaha, just watching the protagonist go from confusion to doubt to complete madness hahahaha, I also laughed to death at the subsequent tasks. Has the author also been stolen from the takeaway? How could he think of writing such a damaging and impossible task?