[A Thunderbolt of a Plot You Could Never Guess] [Absurd] [Unconventional Ideas] [100% Handcrafted]
In an age when everyone awakens a power, Zhen Li ends up with an F-rank [Jinx] ability, bringing him eighteen straight years of bad luck!
At worst, a flowerpot falls off a building and knocks him out; at best, he blows up the city's entire sewer system!
Zhen Li had assumed he'd spend his whole life in miserable embarrassment, but a sudden [Abyssal Invasion] reveals a bug to him.
Could he have found an absurd way to use [Jinx]?!
So Zhen Li mutters, "I've had a sudden flash of insight," and everyone's hemorrhoids blossom all at once!
A BOSS attacks. Zhen Li says, "May the Buddha protect us," and a mysterious bald giant appears to help!
The whole team is surrounded by the insectoid swarm and desperately needs to find the queen's location. Zhen Li simply grabs a megaphone and lets loose a resounding string of curses!
The next instant, the queen is yanked out of thin air! The queen drops from the sky! The queen is stark naked! The queen looks utterly baffled!
From then on, Zhen Li never turns back from his journey into the absurd!
The awakened have merely lost one unlucky F-rank nobody, but the world of the absurd has gained its very own Jerusalem!
His teammates go from breaking down to numb acceptance:
"Bro! Please, just say a little less!"
Then the [Abyssal Overlord] descends, and the Abyss's invasion plan is exposed. The first item reads:
[Be sure to silence the Jinx first by poisoning him!]
As the shadow of world-ending destruction falls, Zhen Li simply licks his lips, calm as ever:
"Well then, let me say a few words!"
Good luck to the author. The article is very interesting. I hope it won't be discontinued.
Just like the public service advertisements I saw on TV when I was a child, it is deeply rooted in people's hearts. It makes my eyes warm when I watch it, but it is also funny and warm.
Good luck to the author who can do it