[Three and a Half Years Old] [Metaphysics] [Doted-On Youngest Aunt] [Easygoing Daily Life] [Wealthy Family]
Ni Momo came down from the mountain.
At three and a half years old, wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a little cloth pouch, she was sent down the mountain to treat the Tang family patriarch's old ailments.
The whole Tang family was on high alert, expecting to receive a venerable old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine.
But instead:
"Third nephew, come help your auntie. I can't get into the car."
Tang Keyu, a twenty-one-year-old university student, was sent running in circles by a little girl who didn't even reach his knees.
"Fourth nephew, if you're sick, you need treatment. Keep this safety talisman with you."
Tang Linqi: ...I'm not sick.
Three days later, Tang Linqi was nearly hit by a car.
Madam Tang: Auntie, can this talisman cure insomnia?
Ni Momo: Sure. Eight hundred and eighty-eight.
Madam Tang: ...I'll take ten to start.
Later, the entire wealthy social circle was asking around: What was the story with the Tang family's three-and-a-half-year-old young aunt?
Hugging a plush rabbit, Ni Momo said in a babyish voice, "Your auntie just knows a tiny bit of metaphysics."
