Empress + multiple heroines + satisfying wish fulfillment + absurd comedy + old-school hand-crafted storytelling
Xu Qianye transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the female emperor's disciple, only to discover that his master has just ten years left to live.
Fortunately, he has an Emotion Absorption System. As long as he makes people feel something, he can absorb their emotional points, which he can spend in the System Shop on all kinds of treasures, both respectable and utterly absurd!
Female Emperor: “My disciple, after I'm gone, you must take good care of yourself.”
Xu Qianye: “What are you saying, Master? With me here, I'll make sure you live forever. Here are a hundred Heaven's Mandate Rebirth Pills. Please take them.”
The female emperor is stunned: “These are the legendary Heaven's Mandate Rebirth Pills, said to reverse life and death and defy the laws of yin and yang. And you have a hundred of them!?”
Xu Qianye: “They're just little Heaven's Mandate Rebirth Pills, Master. No need to be surprised. I'll go out for a bit and bring you something even better.”
Villain A: “Xu Qianye, where's my thousand-year-old spirit pet!?”
Xu Qianye: “In my pot. Want a bite? This one's on me.”
[Villain A flies into a rage, emotions surging. Emotional points +100, +100]
Villain B: “Xu, was it you who dug up my family's ancestral grave!?”
Xu Qianye: “You already know the answer.”
[Emotional points +100, +100]
Villain C: “Where's my cultivation partner? I'm asking you, what did you do to my cultivation partner!?”
Xu Qianye: “How could a single guy like you have a cultivation partner? She's obviously my maid. Ruyan, give me a back rub.”
Villain C's cultivation partner: “Of course, young master. I'll give you a massage right away.”
Villain C: “Ruyan, what are you doing? No, this can't be real!”
Xu Qianye: “Look at you, getting all worked up again.”
(Fellow cultivators, head over to the main story for all sorts of wild antics. I guarantee it'll be a great read!)
