He misses a dunk and falls hard enough to knock himself out.
When Zhang Xiaofan wakes up, a System notification sounds: [The Source of Evil will awaken in ten minutes. An apocalyptic age of utter savagery is about to begin. Kill mutated Sources of Evil to earn points and exchange them for supplies, divine weapons, and superpowers.]
The apocalypse? Awesome!
Wait... What the hell? Why have I turned into a dog?
His roommate opens the door and sees a yellow dog sitting in a chair.
The dog speaks: "Shut the door, already. What are you staring at?"
The two of them freeze on the spot.
The yellow dog jumps down from the chair and slams a paw against the door. "I fucking am your boss, Zhang Xiaofan."
They have no choice but to accept it.
After all, the talking yellow dog is right in front of them, and its voice, tone, and mannerisms are exactly like their boss's.
Ten minutes later, the campus becomes a living hell.
After rescuing Han Bing's younger sister, Han Shuangshuang, the trio and their dog officially form a squad.
Does Han Shuangshuang have a crush on Zhang Xiaofan?
Han Bing: "I can't push my sister into a pit of fire."
Zhang Xiaofan bares his teeth. "You calling me a pit of fire?"
Han Bing: "It's too late to agree now. We can't have a human-dog romance, can we?"
The global news is even more explosive: after a high-ranking officer turns evil and presses the nuclear button, most of the island nation has been destroyed.
The four of them establish a hard rule: trust no outsiders.
Their target is the campus supermarket, then they'll move on to the laboratory.
But at the supermarket entrance, a chubby middle-aged woman stands guard like a door god, cleaver in hand and black mist swirling around her, muttering, "Pay me back, pay me back... Everyone who bought on credit ran off. No one's paying me back..."
One dog, three underlings: they fight their way through the apocalypse, rack up points, unlock divine weapons, and, along the way, look for a way to turn back into a human.