I’m So Done! Forced to Be Crown Prince, and Now I Have to Marry the Crown Princess?

I transmigrated into the body of a useless prince, and my dream was simple: eat, sleep, and wait to die.

But fate wouldn't give me a break:

My eldest brother went missing, so I was forced to become crown prince, then forced to marry the crown princess.

And who was she? Xie Qingyuan.

She started martial arts at three, rode horses at seven, slew an enemy general at fourteen, and crushed the enemy army at eighteen.

They called her the “Female War God.” The original owner of this body was the man she beat so badly he couldn't get out of bed for half a month.

And that wasn't even the worst of it:

A prince from the Western Regions brought two thousand fine horses to steal my bride;

My second and third brothers joined forces to force me out;

And the court censors knelt in droves to impeach me as a useless fool.

Everyone was waiting for a good laugh.

But sorry about that:

In my previous life, I was a 996 wage slave who worked himself to death. When it comes to scheming, sharp-tongued banter, and shamelessness, every one of you here is a junior.