The System Told Me to Woo the Goddess, but I Crashed It Instead

[Soul transmigration and body snatching + two male leads + System + absurd antics that’ll have you rolling with laughter + wish fulfillment + the synopsis can’t do it justice, the story is the real deal]

Liu Haizhu had just finished a romantic encounter with a gorgeous woman.

On his way home, a heavy truck sent him flying, and his soul transmigrated into a parallel world, into the body of a lovesick simp.

Where the hell have I ended up?

System: Mission issued: Grovel at the goddess’s feet.

Liu Haizhu slapped the goddess clear across the room. “I’d sooner grovel at your grandpa’s feet!”

System: You’re not following the script?

Original owner: Stop! She’s my goddess! How can you hit her?

Goddess: That felt so good, Brother Zhu~~

System: …

Original owner: …