A blushing, loyal younger top × a lazy-to-the-bone, aloof powerhouse bottom
Chi Yao's motto in life is: If you can sit, don't stand. If you can lie down, don't sit. If you can speak, don't lift a finger.
Later, he dies from his own laziness.
Then he gets bound to a System that eliminates argumentative trolls.
But Chi Yao never expected to get tangled up with someone troublesome.
First mission:
The handsome young man blushes. "You're really good-looking."
Chi Yao flicks away some ash, leans down, and exhales a mouthful of smoke in the young man's face. "I like mature men. Little kids should stay away."
Second mission:
The taciturn young man grabs Chi Yao's hand, his face red. "I think I know you."
Chi Yao smiles faintly. "That's such a clichéd way to hit on someone."
Third mission:
The child wraps both arms around Chi Yao's waist, his fair little face flushed. "I really like you, Master."
Chi Yao sighs and pinches the child's cheek. "You really are persistent."
As a self-aware NPC, You Bing has always firmly believed that if you keep charging headfirst, one day you'll break through that wall.
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending
2. The bottom really is lazy
3. The top only blushes when he sees the bottom
