CP: Possessive x Gentle and a little airheaded
Breaking news! Have Black and White Impermanence become a loving couple?
This paper has received a tip from an insider: Lord Black Impermanence had already fallen for the newly appointed Lord White Impermanence when he first arrived in the Underworld, and began pursuing him fiercely. The two recently ended their years-long secret relationship and started showing off their affection right in the Black and White Hall! Here's a picture of the two kissing in the break room. We sincerely wish the two lords a happy life together, forever and ever.'
White Impermanence: (excitedly shuts off the Underworld Entertainment News window) "Did you see this report?!"
Black Impermanence: (calmly nods) "I did."
White Impermanence: (covers his face) "Aren't you going to tell them something? Just looking at it makes me cringe..."
Black Impermanence: "No. The pictures are pretty good. I even asked them for high-resolution copies to use as my wallpaper."
White Impermanence: "What on earth are you thinking?!"
Black Impermanence: "Baby, you have no idea how many people want to get with you."
White Impermanence: (blankly) "So?"
Black Impermanence: "So this report lets them know you're mine, mine alone." (pulls him into a tight embrace)
White Impermanence: (in despair) Oh my god, I can't believe I'm dating a man like this...
