The Idiot Next Door Talked Me into Divorcing and Marrying Him

Sis, would you like a lollipop?

Sis, your husband is cheating on you with your younger sister.

Sis, your boy-and-girl twins aren't actually yours.

Sis, they're all liars. Divorce him and marry me.

Sis, I have plenty of pocket money, and a cultivation System, too.

That's how the idiot next door slowly sweet-talked me into his home.