[One-on-One Sweet Romance + Both Leads Are Chaste + Showbiz + Morally Awful Heroine + Chaotic Dating Show + Goofy Humor and Memes]
Shi Xinyu transmigrates into a book, becoming the real heiress in a story about a switched-at-birth heiress and a fake one. She also gets bound to a prank System.
The System says: As long as you make life difficult for the protagonists and collect the main cast's breaking-point points, you can unlock billions in cash and reach the peak of life.
Shi Xinyu: You should've said so earlier. I'm good at this. A job's a job, wherever you do it.
On the nth day of the dating show's broadcast, the fake heiress Shen Jiaojiao is posing for the cameras, perfecting her image as a woman who is "as indifferent as a chrysanthemum," when her expression suddenly changes. She clamps her legs together and tries to rush to the bathroom.
Too late.
The System's item [Fart Once and Get the Runs] has taken effect.
The next second, right in front of the cameras livestreaming nationwide, in front of all the guests and tens of millions of viewers, Shen Jiaojiao...
Poops her pants.
The live chat instantly goes wild.
[Holy crap??? Did she just...]
[What did I just see? This is a livestream, not a prank, right??]
[Her goddess image just fell apart so badly there's not even a scrap left hahaha]
[Has the goddess been secretly getting pegged?]
After that, Shi Xinyu lets loose completely on the dating show.
The live chat goes from a wall of insults to a flood of laughter.
Yan Xuqing sits in a corner, the corner of his eyes lifting as he watches her run rings around everyone. Suddenly, he lowers his head and laughs out loud.
Author update soon