[Metaphysical face-slapping + play the pig to eat the tiger + abandoned wealthy wife + adorable baby defending Mommy + ultimate comeback + dimensionality-reducing domination]
Everyone in the capital's elite circle knows that Shen Nian, the Shen family's fake daughter, was thrown out of the house. She now sets up a fortune-telling stall beneath a bridge with a burden of a child and cannot even afford a steamed bun.
The real daughter arrives in a luxury car with bodyguards and smashes her stall. "A lowborn wretch like you dares talk about feng shui?"
Seeing her mommy vomiting blood while shielding her, the four-and-a-half-year-old little dumpling wipes away her tears and flies into a rage.
Her chubby little hand crushes a yellowed protective talisman, directly unleashing the baleful energy of the nine heavens and hacking into the ancestral formation of Master Fu, head of the capital's top feng shui family!
"Ding! Ninety percent of your family's century-old fortune has been siphoned away. Message: Deadbeat's child support!"
Overnight, the Fu financial conglomerate's stock market hits a trading halt, misfortune follows misfortune, and Master Fu explodes with fury, ordering a nationwide search for the mysterious celestial master who broke the formation!
Yet when Master Fu kicks open the door of the dilapidated temple with hundreds of top feng shui masters, he sees a little dumpling with a milk bottle in his mouth, looking exactly like him, drawing talismans with cinnabar.
The little dumpling holds out her tiny hand: "Deadbeat Dad, I've sealed the feng shui of your ancestral grave. Want to pursue my mommy? Get on the washboard first!"