Outrageous.
My wife, who loves to talk, wakes up and turns into a Corgi.
He can't speak human language, he can only "woof".
It just so happened that I was the only one who could accurately understand every rant she made.
She has to sneak something into her bag to take away when she goes to work, she has to serve the "grandfather dog" with tricky tastes when eating, and she has to be ready to tell all kinds of outrageous lies for her at any time.
The fantasy is fake, but the ridiculous daily life after marriage is real.
