[Lighthearted and Funny] [Transmigrating into the Martial World] [Shameless] [Phone Apps Become Skills] [One Heroine] [Conquering the Martial World]
The thing Li Heling regretted most in his life was begging everyone in his social media contacts for help, top to bottom, just to claim a 100-yuan Pin Dao Dao red packet. In the end, he was still one diamond short of cashing it out...
So he chose to die of sheer frustration on the spot.
When he opened his eyes again, he was in the martial world of the Tang Dynasty. Luckily, he still had his golden finger.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've drawn the app: Pin Dao Dao!]
From then on, the Tang Dynasty's martial world gained a new eccentric, ahem, hero.
A grandmaster slumped to the ground, tears streaming down his face: "I've roamed the martial world for forty years, and I've never seen such a shameless blade technique!"
"Senior, you really are just one strike short."
[System notification: Red packet received. Coins +9999]
Li Heling's eyes filled with tears of joy, then he discovered that the System's coins could only be used to increase his cultivation.
A bloodsaber bandit who kills and plunders, the utterly penniless Hero Li!
Li Heling weighed the shabby blade at his waist, the one nobody had ever thought worth a second glance, and set himself a modest goal...
First, he'd make the top of the Heavenly Rankings!
The writing is okay, Farewell Eunuch
Abstract Funny is quite abstract and funny, but the plot is almost meaningless [Chigua]
I've finished reading it, it's not enough. Does the author still need a break? Get up and work quickly.