I Dress up as a Man, and the Tyrant Kisses and Bites Me

[Female disguised as a man➕Lightly happy➕Double cleansing➕Extraordinary➕Sweet pet] When Xu You opened his eyes and went through the book, he became a little beggar with the same name as himself, begging on the street. With stars in her eyes from hunger, she saw Emperor Helianxu put up a notice to recruit guards, with food and lodging included and a generous monthly salary. In order to survive, she cut off her hair and bound her breasts, disguised herself as a man and applied for jobs. But she doesn't have the strength to bind a chicken, and she doesn't know any martial arts. She just relies on pretending to get through. On the first day he joined the company, he slept with Helianxu, the Chinese medicine practitioner. The next day, He Lianxu was furious when he found out that he was innocent and ordered the whole city to search for the woman from last night. Xu You was so frightened that her whole body went cold, and she screamed crazily in her heart: Don't get caught on me! From then on, she stayed with He Lianxu as a guard, making her clumsy and funny. Serving tea makes your hands hot, you can hold your sword backwards, you doze off while standing guard, and you make a lot of jokes. Rumors spread throughout the palace, and everyone was talking about the emperor's preference for male guards. He knew that the world was criticizing him, but he still protected Xu You in every way. When he saw others approaching her, he would become jealous and cold-faced for no reason. Late at night, Helianxu looked at Xu You's side face and his heart was in confusion. "I have never been close to women, how could I be tempted by a man? Am I really a Duanxiu?" —— One night, Xu You forgot to lock the door while taking a bath. He Lianxu came and pushed the door open. The moonlight fell, and the girl's exquisite figure was clearly visible.