[Inner Thoughts] [Gossip System] [Everyone's Favorite] [Transmigrate into a Book] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy]
Gu He was born into an old-school female-power novel as the most disposable of cannon fodder.
Her easygoing nature had her content to eat, loaf around, and wait for death for twelve years. Then, on her twelfth birthday, she got bound to a gossip System and awakened memories of her past life.
The moment she awakened, everything went spectacularly wrong.
[Hey, Mr. Assassin, that's my dad, not the emperor! Don't kill the wrong guy!]
The musicians and dancers at the banquet: ?!
[System, Da Zhao is going to fall in seven years anyway. What do you think about me running away with my whole family?]
The emperor and his ministers: !!!
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After saving her dad, Gu He found a new way to wait for death: stuffing herself with gossip until she burst.
[The crown prince's unrequited love is my big brother, disguised as a woman?]
Big Brother: ?!
The Crown Prince: ?!
[The Minister of Rites' favorite pickled vegetables are made by the steward stomping them with his feet?]
The Minister of Rites: ?!
[The Duke of Zhenguo's three sons have nine fathers, and not one of them is the Duke himself?]
The Duke of Zhenguo: ?!
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Gu He: Why do I keep running into people I know everywhere?
I can put up with all the young masters and ladies of the capital following me around, but why is that old man following me too?
And now the emperor wants to give me an official post and have me attend court?
Seriously? I just want to eat, loaf around, and wait for death.
Everyone: You are not allowed to die! Live long, live long, live long!
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The story of how I accidentally saved a whole country while trying to eat, loaf around, and wait for death.
(Couple pairing undecided)
Well written. Hahahaha