After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation, Zhou Zhengdao thought he could rise effortlessly thanks to his status as a young master from a prominent family.
But when he opened his eyes, he discovered he'd inherited an utterly outrageous life.
The Zhou family's young master was once exceptionally gifted, but now he was only at the third level of Qi Refining. He liked cross-dressing, didn't mind being cuckolded, and had a thing for stout, muscular women.
After he transmigrated, his super-cute fiancee not only refused to call off their engagement, but actively insisted they get married.
But when the fiancee who had demanded they honor their engagement finally met him, she punched him hard.
"Rule one: Don't come within three feet of me without permission."
"Rule two: Don't call yourself my husband in public."
"Rule three: Don't interfere in my private life, but you are absolutely forbidden from finding another woman."
"Rule five: If we argue, we'll settle it with my fists."
Zhou Zhengdao: "..."
Fortunately, all roads don't lead to a dead end. He gradually discovered that some things he said offhandedly would occasionally come true.
It only worked sometimes, but that was better than nothing.
"Father, please come in and take a look. I've really turned over a new leaf!"
"Heh. You're on your own."
[This book leans toward the cautious cultivation style, with a bit of comedy. It's not a traditional fantasy novel, meow.]