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Ten thousand years ago, Li Dashan, the body-cultivating tyrant who swept across the heavens and slaughtered his way through countless worlds, fell. When he opened his eyes again, he had been reborn in a fantasy civilization ten thousand years later!
These days, everyone in the cultivation world focuses on the five-element arts, formations, and sword techniques. They even have spiritual internet livestreams and sect laws.
And the body he had been reborn into, which shared his name, belonged to a sanctimonious mentor who believed in "winning people over with virtue" and "it's a blessing to suffer a loss."
His cultivation partner was stolen, yet he wished the other man a smooth path to immortality. His disciple was bullied, yet he went to apologize. He had become a laughingstock, mocked by thousands of disciples at the Xuantian Sect!
Tyrant Li Dashan exploded in a rage. "To hell with suffering being a blessing! I've never put up with a shred of humiliation in my life!"
A cold and aloof saintess arrived on a phoenix and scolded him in public? Li Dashan's gaze burned bright. "Wide hips, a pure yin ice body. You're made for bearing children! I'll make an exception and let you become my three-hundred-and-sixtieth concubine. Get cleaned up and move in three days from now!"
A bully among the sect stewards withheld resources and mistreated young disciples? Li Dashan yanked a thousand-catty black iron stake out of the ground, smashed a second-tier killing formation with one blow, beat the steward into a bloody pinwheel, and tore a Nascent Soul demon cultivator apart with his bare hands!
He ignored the flashy modern spell cultivators. The long-lost Ten Thousand Revolutions God-Demon Tyrant Body Art surged through him. No matter how powerful your magical treasures, or how directly a spirit-energy annihilation cannon blasted him, Li Dashan could spot the flaws in every technique at a glance and punch his way across the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths!
As cultivators across the world looked at the shattered immortal weapons and demonic remains scattered on the ground, they posted tremblingly on the spiritual internet: What happened to winning people over with virtue?!
Li Dashan sneered. "Martial virtue is virtue too!"
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