My name is Hu You. Hu as in Hu, You as in “to spin a tale.” I’m a Taoist priest by trade, and a small-time streamer on the side. I draw talismans and settle disputes by day, then livestream ghost hunts at night. As long as the guys send enough rockets, I’d even dance on a grave. Wait, stop messing around… Lord Ghost, there were a lot of people around just now. I misspoke. I’ll kowtow to you right away.
