I'm Shen Dabiao, 63 years old, and living on welfare.
The day the whole world transmigrated, the System left me behind. Two months later, I was swept into the vast ocean. Everyone had a cheat except me. The compensation golden finger was the most useless on the server: 320 star coins every seven days. Others called them star coins. I called them welfare.
Others started out building ships to fight sea beasts. I started with a chipped bowl to catch rainwater. Their quest rankings shone with golden light, while my status panel had only one line. This cheat only updated once every two months, and every time it gave me something useless.
The whole server laughed at me: "Old man, can your welfare buy you a fish tail?"
I smiled obsequiously, nodding and bowing, and kept a record of every last thing. Sixty years of life on the streets had taught me one thing: revenge is best served slowly.
Later, everyone on the server was asking: How did that welfare old man with the worst golden finger, who wasn't supposed to last three days, become a legend? Never look down on a poor old man.
