Just yesterday, the boss was leading the gang on a raid against rival gangs. After waking up from a nap, he had turned into a tiny little girl, barely 4 feet 7 inches tall.
"Boss, what happened to you..."
"Shut up. Only you and I know about this. If you dare tell anyone, I'll kill you!"
"Boss, boss, why is your body so soft?"
"Boss, boss, you smell so nice!"
"Boss, you're so tiny and cute..."
"Mom, how did you and Dad meet?"
"Your dad used to be one of my underlings."
"Then why is Mom always the one getting pinned down and bullied by Dad?"