[Absurdist + Bizarre Comedy + Dark Humor + A Mindless Power Fantasy with a Plot + Everyone's a Villain] [It gets pretty intense later on. The author writes whatever comes to mind.]
Once upon a time, there was a company called Hilltop Security Services Ltd.
The name made it sound like they just watched the gate. The boss was a goof who never acted serious, and every employee was more unreliable than the last.
Their nuclear-powered aircraft carrier seemed to have come from a shipbreaking yard, their heavy main battle tanks seemed to have been bought as scrap metal, their intercontinental missiles seemed to have come as a free gift with a nuclear submarine, and their strategic bombers must have flown in on their own.
They didn't want to seize power or fight for supremacy. They just wanted to look after their little hill and live in peace.
Then one day, a demolition crew with no sense of self-preservation blocked the factory gates and announced they were tearing the place down to build commercial housing.
That was the day the developer finally remembered the terror of being dominated on land, at sea, and in the air by this army of "scrap metal."
