From the Start, a Furnace: Watch Me Turn the Tables on Everyone

[Cangwu Sect Limited Liability Company, with a conscience of its own, reminds you: No matter how poor you are, never sell a man. Host, you wouldn't want others finding out about your past, would you? Heh heh heh.]

That's right, my name is Qin Huan. By the time you're reading this, I will have been hit by a speeding truck on the eighteenth floor and sent flying.

A word of advice from someone who's been there: Run! Don't just sign any old contract! Hey, this System is totally dodgy!

[Ding ding ding… Host, answer the phone.]

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The message above was posted by someone who hacked my account. The System is the world's best, cutest, funniest, and most capable System. I love my System sis so much. Oh, whale~