You Divorced Me for Being a Slob? Now the National Team Is Stepping In to Defend Me

After two years of a secret marriage, Shang Jibai, a cold and abstinent triple-crown Best Actor with severe germophobia, finally snapped.

His wife by whirlwind marriage, Wen Li, had the baby face of a high school student, but was a slob at home. She kicked her socks everywhere, let her plants die, and was as carefree as could be.

Despondent, Shang Jibai handed her divorce papers after cleaning the living room for the thirty-sixth time. "Wen Li, we just can't live together. Let's get divorced."

Chewing bubble gum, Wen Li signed. "Sure. Thirty days to cool off, and we stay out of each other's way."

Shang Jibai thought this was simply his escape from a hasty marriage, until, during the cooling-off period, he went to film at a top-secret national aerospace base as both an investor and the lead actor.

With police cars clearing the way, national-level security forces armed to the teeth, and a crowd of white-haired experts from the Chinese Academy of Sciences welcoming their chief scientist like a star, he saw...

His supposedly slovenly little wife, Wen Li!

The day their secret marriage was exposed, his fanatical fans went berserk online. "Where did this high school girl come from, trying to ride the Best Actor's coattails? Get out of showbiz!"

The next second, official accounts from the defense science and technology sector, the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and more issued a joint statement: "We are proud to introduce Chief Engineer Wen Li, the chief designer of our nation's strategic superconducting technology. Mr. Shang, thank you for taking care of her, but please don't hinder our national treasure's research."

The haters online were instantly terrified. "Shang Jibai... please recognize your place in the family and hurry up and marry into hers!"

That night, Shang Jibai, the aloof flower atop a high peak, rushed over with a vacuum cleaner and showerhead, crouched outside the secure research facility, and knocked with red eyes. "Lili, I'll mop the floors and wash the clothes. From now on, you can decide everything at home... Can we not get divorced?"