[2009 Rockets Championship] [System] [Five Chinese Players] [Multiple Female Leads] [Seeking Suggestions for American Female Stars from 2009]
Lai Yifa unexpectedly transmigrates into the 2009 Houston Rockets.
Kim Kardashian: "You Chinese trash, your athletic ability is pathetic!"
Head coach Adelman: "We're about to lose, and where the hell did you go, benchwarmer? Get back here and play garbage time!"
He swings out of bed and steps onto the court.
[Ding! Host confirmed to be Chinese. NBA Dragon Army System login successful.]
[Host's static physical talents are insufficient. Equipping Iron Bones, Ultimate Golden Kidney, and Free-Form Physique.]
[Host has begun exercising. Freely assign five dynamic talents.]
[Commanding General] Control the opponent's tempo.
[Border Guard General] Standing defense. Physical stamina +100%.
[Armor-Breaking Cavalry] Power makes miracles happen.
[Hunting Commandant] All movement speed +100%.
[Divine Marksman] Automatically corrects all repeated actions a second time.
Lai Yifa: Why do these System skills look so weird? Is this even a proper NBA System?
Kim Kardashian: "Oh~ my~ God!"
Meimei: "You're the strongest Chinese man I've ever met. No, the strongest person on Earth!"
Scarlett: "You got me to take the role in Iron Man 2, and now I'm famous. How can I repay you?"
Morey: "As long as we win the championship, you can roast me all you want!"
American-style cutthroat business with no bottom line? Sure!
Lai Yifa: "Trade for Yi Jianlian from the Nets, bring Sun Yue over from the Lakers, and get Lin Sanfeng here from the NCAA too!"
Morey: "Wait, are you trying to build a Chinese army in the NBA?"
