Naruto: My Uchiha Entry Is Too Abstract!

[Naruto fanfic + relaxed and funny + abstract entries + anti-crit hit + Dihua cool article + non-toxic and cruel] Thirteen years after passing through Naruto, there is less than half a year left before the night when the Uchiha clan was exterminated, and the mediocre Sanmagatama Uchiha Ci is completely anxious. However, [Ninja World Abstract Entry System] suddenly arrived! As long as you collect the defense value, you can extract outrageous entries with absolute rules! Looking at Itachi Uchiha, who was thinking deeply about life every day on the telephone pole, he put the words on his back and said "Smeared honey on his small mouth". That night, Itachi burst into tears in front of the entire clan, revealing himself to be the ultimate brother-in-law, claiming that he only wanted to wear a pink dress and dance in the Pure Land! Danzo wants ANBU to backstab? The word was thrown away with the backhand [Pure Love vs. Dance King]! So at the regular high-level meeting, the sinister Danzo Shimura hugged the third generation old man and burst into tears: "Hiruzen, I actually want to protect you for the rest of my life more than being the Hokage!" Obito sneaked into Konoha to start a fight, but was labeled with [Macho Pink Cat Ears], and he couldn't even use his divine power without meowing twice! The Go Fireball Jutsu became [100% chance of being caught with bare hands], and Susanoo was enchanted with [Society Shakes Big Man]. What was originally a bloody and depressing tragedy of genocide was suddenly transformed into the largest Spring Festival Gala in the ninja world! Kakuzu? Spend money like watergive it to you. Kisame? Care for small animals. Obito was numb, Black Zetsu was crazy, and everyone in the Akatsuki organization hugged each other and cried: "Please take away your magical power, we just want to cause trouble, not the death of the society!" Kaguya: What the hell is [Supernatural Fertility]?