Crazy criticizes the intellectually useless queen × the arrogant emperor who chases his wife
After Su Tang became useless, he decided to go crazy.
When the emperor came to the cold palace, she scolded him in front of the cockroaches; when his beloved concubine gave him bird's nests, she threw a complaint; when the nanny taught him the rules, she wrote the "Survival Guide to the Cold Palace". The cold palace was covered with big-character posters: "Emperor and dogs are not allowed inside."
The emperor couldn't bear it anymore and took her out: "What do you want?"
Su Tang handed over the "Divorce Agreement": "Sign it. I will share half of the property, the throne will be yours, and the harem will be mine. Bonus information: The beloved concubine next door and her brother have raised 100,000 private soldiers on the border."
The emperor's pupils shrank suddenly: "Who are you?"
Su Tang straightened her hair, which she hadn't combed for three years, and smiled: "I am the woman you can never handle. Goodbye, ex-husband."
She turned around and left, her back looking chic. The emperor chased him out: "Stop!"
Su Tang turned around and raised a finger: "Shh - I don't want to open today."
