The Gods Have Fallen, and I Saw Them Awaken from Their Divine Remains

In the third year of the spiritual qi revival, people with supernatural abilities around the world are fighting over fragments of divine remains to forge weapons. Only Li Jing'an knows that those "divine corpses," buried beneath the city, soaking in museums, or displayed as decorations in the living rooms of the rich, are all alive.

He was born with a pair of "Divine Sight Eyes," letting him see the remnant souls of fallen gods inside their remains, yawning, playing mahjong, and cursing. While an A-rank powerhouse clutches a divine corpse's leg and cries, "Ancestors, grant me your power!" Li Jing'an has to stifle his laughter nearby.

Because the divine corpse just told him, "That idiot's rubbing the soles of my feet. It tickles like crazy. Give him a kick for me, and I'll give you half a divine fragment."

Later, the whole world discovers that an F-rank good-for-nothing always manages to dig up the strongest divine remains. The major factions surround his door, fighting to recruit him. He quietly pulls out a newly awakened "Thunder God's fingernail" and says, "Don't rush. This lord has a bad temper. Which of you wants to get struck first?"

The whole internet begs: Brother Li, are you still looking for a sidekick? The kind who can cheer you on with a six-six-six!