Just Crowned, and You Want Me to Abandon My Empire for a Green Tea?

"Your Majesty, Sister Wan'er cried until her eyes were swollen because she didn't get to see the lanterns. Can't you give up the throne for her?"

On the dragon throne, Li Xiao, the mercenary king who had slaughtered his way through two hundred thousand barbarians, split the powdered-up male green tea in two with a single slash!

After transmigrating into this female-oriented tragic romance, where every character is a complete idiot, Li Xiao had no System. All he had was an invincible body that could crush anyone in the land and two hundred thousand battle-hardened cavalry!

The so-called fated heroine fancied herself irresistible to all, but he grabbed her by the throat and shattered her pride on the spot, turning her into a pitiful tool who had to write out the plot from memory!

His saintly birth mother tried to use filial duty to control him? He executed her trusted lackeys on the spot and forced the Empress Dowager to issue the decree that exterminated her entire family, down to the ninth degree!

The Prince Regent thought his iron certificate of immunity meant he could throw his weight around? Li Xiao sliced off his ear, crushed his nose, and dragged him into the Imperial Prison!

The original male lead was about to enter the capital with overwhelming fortune on his side?

Li Xiao wiped the blood from his blade and sneered. "Convey my decree: bring out the nine gates' cannons. I'll teach him the rules of a male-oriented novel!"