Dressed as a Parrot: Eating Melons and Leading a Tyrant to Confiscate His Home

[Cold, violent, murderous and decisive emperor VS crazy bird full of abstract jokes] [Imaginary ancient sayings + no CP + crazy literature + eating melons] A migrant worker traveled through time and became a green-haired parrot, but at the beginning he fell into the hands of the murderous tyrant Xiao Jue! Seeing that he was about to be plucked out and stewed in soup, he decisively turned on the crazy mode, flapped his wings and shouted: "Back off, back off! Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately!" After awakening to the melon-eating system, he openly slapped his face in front of everyone in the court and spat out modern abstract jokes like crazy. The Taifu hid his private money, the Minister's wife raised her face... The privacy of all the officials was exposed, and they burst into tears on the spot! "Did you break the defense? The little pearl is about to fall! Is it a fake bet?" I thought the tyrant would be driven crazy, but he ransacked the house and ransacked the house, so he actually built a pure gold nest for the crazy bird overnight! Anyone in the court who dares to look at the divine bird will be immediately beheaded!