I'm Jiang Yuan, a top matchmaker in the real world, and I've landed in an infinite horror game.
While everyone else screams and runs for their lives in the scenarios, I spot a business opportunity:
All these BOSSes are single.
The Ghost King posts a matrimonial notice at the matchmaking corner: "Looking for a woman who doesn't mind that my ex is my unreachable first love."
The Tentacle Monster fills out a form: "I hope my partner won't mind me holding eight hands at once."
Mr. Zombie pays the membership fee: "I'm looking for someone who can accept that I sleep during the day and go clubbing at night."
I figure this business could work.
So I open a matchmaking agency, specializing in pairing BOSSes.
The Ghost King and a female ghost have an 87% match. They become a couple, and the scenario clears automatically.
A zombie and a doctor have a 92% match. They hold hands, and the BOSS quits on the spot.
The System warns me: "You're violating the rules."
Me: "Which rule says BOSSes can't date?"
The System: "...I can't argue with that."
In the end, the Final BOSS personally steps in and destroys half the world just to cut in line.
He goes by "Mr. Xie," sits down in front of me, and says with a dark expression, "I hear you can find a match for anyone?"
I glance at his compatibility score.
Me: "Mr. Xie, get in line. And besides, with a profile like yours... it'll cost extra."
Him: "Clear the queue. There's no one ahead of me now. It's my turn."
Me: "...You're cutting in line."
Him: "Yes. I'm not just cutting in line, I'm going to succeed."
System notification: The Final BOSS has successfully cut in line. Match score: 100%. Congratulations, Host. You've found yourself a match.
