The Tyrant's Family Overhears the Little One's Thoughts, and They Go Wild Feasting on Gossip

[Adorable baby + cute child + mind-reading + inner thoughts + historical romance + palace and household intrigue + exclusive devotion + everyone's darling + lighthearted, silly gossip]

Lu Yuanyuan transmigrates into a book and becomes a doomed princess, just born.

Looking at her tyrant father, she gossips wildly with the System in her mind:

[Whoa! Dad, the grass above your head is glowing green! The baby in Noble Consort's belly belongs to the Imperial Preceptor!]

The tyrant father stops dead, grabs a blade, and charges into the harem.

Looking at the cold and aloof Crown Prince, she sucks on her pacifier:

[Tsk, tsk. Big Brother, you act aloof every day, but you're actually so socially anxious you stammer whenever you talk to a girl, right? That strategist of yours is actually a spy from an enemy kingdom, disguised as a man!]

The Crown Prince's hand trembles slightly as he draws his sword. He has the strategist bound before dawn.

Looking at her lovesick second brother, she sighs:

[Second Brother has it even worse. The Minister of Justice's daughter has tricked him into giving her his heart and soul, but she's actually a cross-dressing man!]

[Whenever he reads Second Brother's love poems with his page, they say, "That innocent blockhead is back with another gift!"]

Her second brother sneaks into the Minister of Justice's home at night and sees the "delicate" young lady boldly hiking up her skirt...

Looking at her stern third brother:

[Who would have thought someone so imposing would keep a copy of The Domineering Prince's Runaway Little Bride under his pillow?]

[A pink duckling bib? He embroidered it himself and wears it himself??]

Crack! The third prince snaps the clasp of his bracer in two.

The officials of the entire court discover that the imperial family of Dali spends every day surrounding the little princess with shining eyes.

"The Chief Councilor hasn't been paying attention at court lately. Has something happened at home?"

[The secret stash of money hidden in the night pot of the Chief Councilor's concubine got poured out.]

Lu Yuanyuan: What's going on? Why have all the officials of the court been knocked off their feet?