[Chat group] + [Pure hand rub] + [Easy and hilarious] + [Lots of memes] + [History buffs come in and the author does not laugh for three seconds and washes his hair upside down] + [Students who are not good at history should click in to take a look. The author guarantees that you can learn real things while laughing]
Introduction: Lin Zhou traveled through time in a daze.
Good news: He became Emperor Yong.
Bad news: The Yong Dynasty is about to end. There are powerful officials in power inside, and the Huns and Di are eyeing them outside. There are constant rebellions, and there are leaks everywhere.
Even worse news: Whether or not the royal meal tonight is poisonous depends on the face of the royal kitchen manager.
Just when Lin Zhou was seriously thinking about how to die more decently, there was a "ding" in his head - he had joined the Chinese Emperor chat group.
Lin Zhou (The King of Yong's Fugitive Country): Dear bosses, my little brother has just become the King of the country's subjugation. What should I do? Waiting online, quite urgent.
Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng: I have no experience in this matter. Ask my son, he is familiar with it.
Qin II Hu Hai (played to death by Zhao Gao): I understand this! Eat and drink when you should, and enjoy everything you can before you die.
Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty (from hanging on a southeastern branch): Listen to my advice and find a crooked-neck tree, and you can get it right in one step.
Shi Jingtang, the founder of the Later Jin Dynasty (finding his father online): Brother, listen to me, recognize your father, and everything will be fine.
Qin Shihuang, Emperor Gao of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Taizu of Song, and Emperor Taizu of Ming Dynasty: Where did the wild dog come from? Kick it out!
[Shi Jingtang has been removed from the group chat]
