[Chat Group] + [All skills crafted by hand] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [Packed with memes] + [History buffs, if you don't laugh within three seconds, the author will wash his hair upside down] + [Students who struggle with history should definitely check this out. The author guarantees you'll laugh while learning real history]
Synopsis: Lin Zhou somehow transmigrates.
The good news: He has become the emperor of Great Yong.
The bad news: Great Yong is doomed. Corrupt ministers hold power at home, the Xiongnu watch hungrily from beyond the borders, and rebellions keep breaking out. The whole place is falling apart.
The even worse news: Whether tonight's imperial dinner is poisoned depends on the head eunuch of the Imperial Kitchen.
Just as Lin Zhou is seriously considering the most dignified way to die, a ding sounds in his mind: He has joined the Chinese Emperors Chat Group.
Lin Zhou (Great Yong's fugitive ruler of a doomed kingdom): Esteemed seniors, I just transmigrated into the ruler of a doomed kingdom. What should I do? Waiting for a reply. It's urgent.
Ying Zheng, First Emperor of Qin: I have no experience with this. Ask my son. He's familiar with it.
Hu Hai, Second Emperor of Qin (the version Zhao Gao played to death): I know this one! Eat and drink all you like, and enjoy everything you can before you die.
Zhu Youjian, Chongzhen Emperor of Ming (hanged himself on a crooked branch in the southeast): Take my advice. Find a crooked tree and get it over with.
Shi Jingtang, Gaozu of Later Jin (looking for a dad online): Little brother, listen to me. Find yourself a dad and everything will be fine.
Ying Zheng, Emperor Gaozu of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Taizu of Song, and Emperor Taizu of Ming: Which stray dog is this? Kick him out!
[Shi Jingtang has been removed from the chat]
