After transmigrating into the Great Qian Dynasty as a puppet emperor, Li Che remains completely unfazed. In fact, he just wants to hurry up and die!
Before transmigrating, he had just won a billion-dollar lottery, and the System promised that if he died a reasonable death, he could return to Blue Star and claim his winnings!
Suicide is forbidden? Easy. As a puppet emperor in constant danger, all he has to do is recklessly court death every day!
When the Second Prince brings troops to storm the palace, Li Che promptly drafts an edict abdicating the throne, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the poisoned wine…
But the Second Prince gets so excited that he laughs three times, suffers sudden cardiac arrest, and drops dead from the throne!
[Ding! The Host subdued the enemy without fighting through imperial authority. The Second Prince died of excitement. System rating: S!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the peerless martial art, the Sunflower Manual!]
System, damn you!
The treacherous chancellor’s elite assassins raid his bedchamber at night. Li Che sticks out his chest. “Stab me here. Don’t let your hand shake!”
His eunuch attendant becomes a streak of red and kills an assassin with a single needle. “Your Majesty, do not panic. This servant has mastered the Sunflower Manual. Forgive me for arriving late to protect you!”
The assassins stare in horror. “Wait… your eunuch is a martial arts grandmaster?”
[Ding! The Host has successfully foiled an assassination. System rating: SS!]
[Critical reward triggered: supreme succubus charm! Every peerless beauty under heaven will fall for you!]
Four hundred thousand enemy cavalry advance on the border from two directions. Li Che promptly leads the imperial army to the front, intent on getting himself killed!
“Convey My decree: split the thirty thousand troops into two groups, one group of thirty thousand soldiers, and one group of thirty thousand horses!”
The soldiers and generals: “???”
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! The Flaming Horse Formation has routed the enemy. System rating: SSS!]
Years later, Li Che looks at the frenzied subjects of countless nations paying homage beneath his throne and completely loses it…
“Damn System! I only wanted to die and go back to collect my billion. What do you mean by turning me into an emperor for the ages?”
