Transmigrated as the puppet emperor of Great Qian, Li Che wants nothing more than to die as soon as possible!
Because before transmigrating, he had just won a billion-dollar lottery!
The System promised that if he died a reasonable death, he could return to Blue Star and claim his lottery winnings!
Suicide is forbidden? Easy. He just has to recklessly court death!
As luck would have it, the Second Prince brings troops to storm the palace. Li Che closes his eyes, eagerly waiting for the Second Prince to kill the emperor and seize the throne...
But the Second Prince gets so excited that he laughs three times, suffers sudden cardiac arrest, and collapses dead from the throne!
"Second Brother, what's wrong? Wake up! Your elder brother can't live without you!"
[Ding! The Host has subdued the enemy without fighting through imperial majesty. System rating: S rank!]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received the peerless divine art: Great Shift of the Universe!]
Four hundred thousand Northern Mang cavalry approach from two directions. Li Che decisively leads the imperial expedition, riding a thousand miles to deliver his head!
"Hear my decree: divide the thirty thousand troops into two groups, one of soldiers and one of horses!"
The generals and soldiers: "???"
Thirty thousand soldiers in one group, thirty thousand horses in the other? What kind of nonsense is this about splitting the army in two?
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! Our army's Fire Horse Formation has routed the Northern Mang cavalry. System rating: SSS rank!]
[Reward: One hundred thousand Snow Dragon Cavalry!]
Years later, Li Che looks at the scene of all nations paying homage beneath his throne and completely loses it...
"Damn System! I just wanted to die and go back to collect my billion. What do you mean, you've turned me into an emperor for the ages?"