You Said You'd Cultivate the Path of Ruthlessness, So Why Are You Exorcising Spirits and Telling Fortunes Every Day?

Name: You Said You'd Cultivate the Path of Ruthlessness, So Why Are You Exorcising Spirits and Telling Fortunes Every Day?
Author: Knowing You, A Hint of Coolness

说好修无情道，你天天超度算命

by Knowing You, A Hint of Coolness (知予微凉)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 276k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 4d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

On the first day after transmigrating into a book, Su Yu is hauled onto the Immortal-Slaying Platform, where she is expected to pay for a life with her own. She doesn't kneel. Instead, she opens the Ledger of Heavenly Karma and reads it aloud, one item at a time:

"The sect leader embezzled sect funds to buy the Demon Lord a hairpin as a token of love. Page seven."

"The spirit herbs the enforcer elder stole will eat you tonight. Page nineteen."

"The holy son will be struck by the backlash of his life-bound Gu in three quarters of an hour. Need help sending him off? Ten percent off."

In her previous life, she made a living auditing crooked books. In this one, she audits karma.

Heavenly lightning strikes, and the sect leader's cultivation pours into her body, instantly advancing her two full stages. Everyone in the sect begs her to stop reading, except for the old patriarch who cultivates the path of ruthless cultivation. He drags over a little stool and sits down. "Keep going. I'm listening."

Other names

From the Start, at the Immortal-Slaying Platform, I Expose the Sect Leader's Dirty Secrets!开局诛仙台，我当众爆掌门黑料！Alternate title on Fanqie
You’re Being Punished on the Zhu Xian Platform, and You’re Holding a Gossip Session Right There?诛仙台受刑，你现场开吃瓜大会？Alternate title on Fanqie

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