[Ding! The Five-Star Review Survival System has been successfully bound!]
[Delivery recipient: the dead.]
[Delivery requirement: deliver in person.]
[Consequence for being late: death.]
Late-night delivery rider Lin Ye entered a building with no fourth floor.
From the crack beneath door 404, a water-wrinkled hand reached out, palm up
Sign here.
[Good reviews keep you alive. Bad reviews get people killed.]
As countless pale hands scrambled up the stairs, Lin Ye smiled:
There are two sides to every review.
Ghosts can give him bad reviews
And he can give ghosts bad reviews too!
[Complaint upheld. This customer has been banned from the platform.]
"Ghosts can kill people. But bad reviews can kill ghosts."
"I'm in!"
If you're a scaredy-cat, don't read this. If your dorm turns the lights out early, don't read this. If you have an early class tomorrow, don't read this. If you're taking the college entrance exam tomorrow, don't read this. And if you're waiting for a delivery
Don't open the door just yet.
