[Urban imagination + cute pet live broadcast + light and funny + no heroine]
Tired of 996, Lu Ze resigned and returned to the foot of the snow-capped mountains. He inherited a dilapidated wilderness inn and unexpectedly awakened his talent of "Listening to Everything".
I wanted to make some instant noodles money from the occasional travel companions and live a salty life.
Unexpectedly, one late night, there was a knock on the door.
Opening the door, a wild snow leopard walked in coldly with a cub in its mouth, and dropped a century-old snow lotus in its backhand.
"Stay in a hotel, monthly subscription, no shortage of money!"
Lu Ze was confused. From that day on, the style of the inn completely collapsed.
The giant panda lives and works as a doorkeeper for a pot of milk; the golden monkey exchanges the best honey for snacks; the wild boar king makes golden lumps in the backyard every day to pay the house fee; even the golden eagle, the king of the sky, has become a dedicated courier.
When the entire Internet was shocked by the value of this inn, a group of vicious poachers broke in at all costs.
When he opened the door and saw the "National Treasure Guards" watching eagerly in the yard, the poacher was so frightened that he dialed 110: "Hey, are you a monster? I want to surrender! There is a man here leading a group of ferocious beasts to eat and drink!"
Faced with frequent greetings from the Forestry Bureau, Lu Ze helplessly spread his hands: "I said they all apply for VIP membership cards by themselves. Do you believe it?"
[Smile][vomit]
Seven-star review. You are not writing about the police. You are writing about ancient officials.