Song Xu, the oddball who gives the Quick Transmigration Bureau the biggest headache, is forced to bind himself to the Deep Love System. But he's rebellious to the bone.
In a domineering CEO novel, he's told to throw money at people, so he turns around and signs the heroine up for an anti-fraud legal awareness seminar.
In a cultivation novel, he's told to take a blade for love, so he quietly puts on max-level Thornmail.
In an apocalypse novel, he's told to be a hero and save a beauty, so he takes the zombies straight to the village's cornfield to do farm work.
The System teeters on the brink of collapse every day, while the original leads of each world are left questioning their entire lives.
Song Xu sneered. "As long as I go crazy fast enough, the plot can never keep up with its own tricks!"
