As a Mary Sue, I'm Surrounded by Men on a Deserted Island

[Unconventional Hilarious Survival] [Everyone Is a Comedian] [The Male Lead Is Hopelessly Love-Struck] [A Rivalry Between Men Turns Into a Battleground]

Reborn as the cherished pet of two yandere big shots, what should Xia Minmin do when she and the System fall into an S-rank deserted-island survival competition livestreamed to the entire population from the start?

Other people get machine guns as their golden finger. Xia Minmin gets the middle finger, and exploits bugs across the island to get everything for free!

Other people handle their yandere conquests with great care. Xia Minmin treats the two men like fully automated workhorses!

With two tearjerker scripts riddled with plot holes, she gets the germophobic campus heartthrob to treasure a pair of suit pants covered in huge red peonies, all while crying, and gets the ascetic monk to dance in circles in a muddy pit, powered by the magic of love.

Meanwhile, sporting the bizarre username [Glycerin Enema Versus Smectite], she sits in an underground air-conditioned room, eating hot pot and comfortably holding the top spot in the entire universe.

She thought she could coast to the ending by playing both sides and eating at each table,

until one day, the two men who each thought they were one of a kind ran into each other.

Xia Minmin says, "How about coming to my fortress for a bite of hot pot?"

The entire universe watches the livestream and gossips about it. Only the heroine has no idea!