In the third year of the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, Princess Li Lizhi of Changle found a strange black-and-white beast in the Imperial Garden and named it "Gun Gun."
From then on, the Tang imperial harem took a dramatic turn.
The Tang Dynasty's most doted-on little princess became the plump little beast's full-time "poop-scooper."
Raw bamboo shoots? No thanks! This national treasure wants cooked food and meat soup!
Sleep on the floor? Not a chance! This national treasure wants to sleep on the princess's softest mattress!
Li Shimin tries to pet it? One kick sends him flying. Even the Son of Heaven gets no special treatment!
But Empress Zhangsun was delighted to discover that simply holding this fragrant little beast cured her daughter's asthma!
And so Lin Fan had free rein in the Tang imperial harem, living the ultimate pampered life: food brought to him, meals served to him, and beautiful princesses kissing him, cuddling him, and lifting him up every day.
Years later, Lin Fan, who had transformed into human form and attained the Dao, gazed at the prosperous Tang Dynasty and sighed. "At first, I really just wanted to earn enough to eat..."
Then take form. Then marry Princess Changle.
Don't do all the bells and whistles
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Take a good look at your child's homework. After he finishes his homework, send it to me to see if you think about it. I don't have time to come over for hair care and haircut. It took more than an hour. Happy birthday, baby.
Let's not talk about the fact that people in the Tang Dynasty knew pandas. Just looking at the part about the transformation at the end of the introduction is terrible. I couldn't hold on in the golden chapter, so I say goodbye.