The Three-Year-Old's Apotheosis: at the Beginning, He Cried to His Tyrant Father's Grave

[Metaphysics]+[Fortune Telling]+[Cute Baby]+[Tyrant]+[Eat Melon]+[Brainless Cool Article] The tyrant Feng Lingtian of the Dasheng Dynasty was decisive and cold-blooded in his killings. Everyone in the harem and concubines were in danger, and the entire royal family was cursed not to live past the age of thirty. One day at the tyrant's birthday party, Feng Jiujiu, a three-and-a-half-year-old baby with a dirty body, suddenly crawled out of the cold palace. Xiaotuanzi held a handful of paper money in his hand, and knelt down in front of the hall, crying loudly: "Dad! You died so miserably! The Lord of Hell asked me to come in advance and burn the anniversary paper money for you!" The civil and military officials throughout the court were so frightened that they thought this little evil bastard would definitely die. Unexpectedly, the tyrant not only did not chop her, but also spit out a mouthful of Gu blood that had been accumulated for many years on the spot! The little tweeter counted with his fingers and kept blaring: "The prime minister is pretending to be a eunuch!" [The general is going to steal a man from his ancestral grave tonight! [The Minister of War embezzled 200,000 yuan and buried it under the pit! The mentality of the tyrant and the officials completely collapsed: Ancestor, please shut up!